Here's how you do it:
1: Go to randompokemon.com/ and set it to Generate 1, all generations and all types, no nature, yes to the other three thingies.
2: Paste the Pokemon to the corrosponding question.
3: Type down your reaction!
0. This is you:
1. This pokemon is your best friend:
You'd look like someone who'd prank me all the time.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Why?! I'm going to have to wear a dress and stuff.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
You is the electricity. No questions asked.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
Can't find me cause I'm on your back. Being smol.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
You're just going to tell me sad stories about your life aren't you?
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Great. Someone who wont talk to me, I'm already in love.
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
He probably comes to my house crying all the time.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
To steal my boyfriend for lunch probably.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Hehe. Yes. We snuggle.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
You look like a jerk too.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
I don't understand anything about this.
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
Is she dead?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
I am smol and you are big! Why do you need them?
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
That's what you get.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Is he related to my snuggle friend or something?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Plate. I have a pet plate.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Of course it is.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
Crap. That means it's in my head and I'm actually pretty much dead.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Oh no. I messed up it's home.
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
I guess I'm just an electric pokemon through and through.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
I'm being eaten by a nightmare cause my angel's a sloth. It all makes sense.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
You're my boss's daughter aren't you?
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
I scream cause I just met a dino.
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
He'll crush me in the first five seconds.
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
What even is this? It looks scary.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
My hats are my babies ya little thief.
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
It's probably to support her child.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
He doesn't do his job very well